Saturday, July 31, 2010 01:35

I am not horny enough

I think it is now safe for me to write this, and I seriously doubt I will receive a callback.

I really want to be writer, it is a dream I have. I mentioned of me applying for a staff writer position for the country’s leading men’s lifestyle magazine (It’s not hard to guess the mag, isn’t it?) on my last post.  What have I got to lose? Nothing! I am the least person you’ll expect to apply for the company.

So I was shortlisted  for an interview… I attribute that for using word taboo on my initial application through the web. I may be wrong but that’s the only reason I can imagine. I made some preparations… I brought some of my sample works (more like edited and upgraded versions of my more outstanding posts) that I hope will extensively show my range as a writer. I have been expecting a formal interview which will challenge me as being a novice and yes, I have expected it to eventually dabble on the topic of sex. It is, after all, a men’s magazine.

So dressed up in one of my best get up (a bit conscious that I wore my high-cut military green sneakers with my business casual attire) I went to their offices and realized that this is only the third time I applied for a non-call center job (the others are course-related that I turned down) and the first from this industry.

I fought the nerves.

I was ushered to a room… and I waited. The interviewer brought me some paper. I was excited; I knew if it were IQ, English or Math exams, I am confident I will do quite better than most. It was just a 2 page paper which inquires of my lifestyle as far as style, sex, alcohol, recreation and other manly activities. A bit disappointed but I think since I am applying for a writer post for a men’s magazine, they can test my ability to reply to questions about masturbation, prostitution and stuff.

Anyway, the interview revolved mostly about sex and the questions that I have rehearsed had no value to the occasion. And the sample works had very little relevance to the job requirement. I should have been told earlier. I would have written something about sex that will blow their minds away. Seriously.

Like I said, it was an interview that lasted a long time which really squeezed me of opinions I have of sex. Pero in fairness, may tanong naman about socially relevant issues like sex and divorce (pro-choice ako). It was a bit awkward in the beginning. Then I thought, You want to talk about sex, let’s talk about sex! Ordinarily, what I said would have shocked people especially with my wholesome reputation with most people. Hahaha! But you know what? This is a guy who talks about sex all the time. So what I said may have been mundane. I mean, what is there to be ashamed of? I will not be accepted anyway and this may be the last time I will see this person. I was very comfortable talking, surprisingly!

So I talked about the most adventurous things I have done. How I rate my self sexually (I gave myself a nine!).

He said something that I strike him as a decent-looking person but what I said was unexpected, I suppose. I talked about porn, of how I like some friction with masturbation and other stuff I will NEVER tell most people.

Oh well. I did tell him  how I lost my virginity at a later age.

“With your first girlfriend I suppose?”

“No,” I answered nonchalantly (or maybe I sound offended), “through YM. I got tired of being a virgin.”

I doubt I will get another interview. The geek and dork in me can’t help himself from saying I like staying at home and read books. Plus my tendency to say things to make myself appear highly intelligent by making cross references to literature. I don’t think MALIBOG ako enough to be part of the company.

If I knew what it was all about, I would have prepared more. And to think I have been reading Interview guides from Yale and Carnegie!

Most of the time I get very angry when I get rejected at work. This one. I actually enjoyed, it’s something I can laugh about and tell my friends.

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PS

With all the talk of picking up yesterday, I was reminded that I was planning to read Neil Strauss‘s THE GAME: PENETRATING THE SECRET SOCIETY OF PICKUP ARTISTS. Nag-download ako! At masarap pala makinig ng mga tugtugin ng ASIN.

No Responses to “I am not horny enough”

  1. Hahaha. Eh paano ‘pag natanggap ka? Buburahin mo ba ‘tong post na ‘to? *LOLz* Pero astig ang experience mo. Hindi din siguro ako matatanggap diyan kung ako ang nag-apply. = P

  2. jeeper says:

    Marami yatang nag-apply. Pag ako natanggap… ibig sabihin, I am horny enough! Hehehe… Pero sobrang malabo sa aking palagay na ako ay matanggap kaya di ako worried sa post na ito.

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